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1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!


2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good
person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.



3. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

That's called Attitudeâ €¦! Keep on rocking!


4. Every lady hopes
that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as
good as his father did!!!


5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said
, he who never lived, cannot die!


6... A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists
for being cruel to the Crocodiles!


7. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage, slow sure!


8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, '
rest have girlfriends!


9. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!


10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???


11. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…

Eh Ganpat, chal daru la… Lets get one cheers


12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Enjoy.. laugh a bit..

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