Are you an Out of Box Thinker?? With Mr. M.P. sir

Its high time that we know if each of us is a out of box thinker or not..... So here are some brain benders.....

Brain Benders: Each Right Question receives 1 point (a total of 10 points for 10 questions. No points for wrong answer.

Score:

• 0 points: Needs help!
• 1 - 3 points: Good Thinker
• 4 - 6 points: Intelligent
• 7 - 9 points: Extraordinary
• 10 points: Genius!

Its easy to scroll thro the answer... Just give a Serious and sincere try.

Q1: A father and his son are involved in a car accident, as a result of which the son is rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. The surgeon looks at him and says "I can't operate on him, he's my son". Explain. (The answer is not "step-father"!)

Q1 Ans: The surgeon is the mother!

Q2: What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?

Q2 Ans: Left Elbow.

Q3: How many birthdays does a typical woman have?

Q3 Ans: 1 birthday.

Q4: If a plane crashes on the Indian/Pakistan border, where do you bury the survivors?

Q4 Ans: You can't burry survivors!

Q5: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?

Q5 Ans: The name of his horse was Friday.

Q6: Which side of a cat contains the most hair?

Q6 Ans: The outside.

Q7: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

Q7 Ans: The man is dead so he can't marry even if he wanted to!

Q8: Gaurav looked through the dirty window on the 24th floor of his office building. Depressed, he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop from the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. There was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, yet he survived. Explain?

Q8 Ans: Gaurav being a window cleaner, was cleaning the window form the outside, opened the window, and jumped inside.

Q9: A man and his wife drove at full speed through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. Explain?

Q9 Ans: The wife was pregnant and delivered the baby inside the car and died. However, the baby survived.

Q10: Why can't a man living in Delhi not be buried in Mumbai?

Q10 Ans: Because the man is still alive!

So Whats the score..??

And here is about M.P sir.

OFFICER—————-WHAT IS YOUR NAME
?
CANDIDATE—————–M P.
SIR
OFFICER—————-TELL ME
PROPERLY
CANDIDATE—————MOHAN
PAL SIR
OFFICER————–YOUR FATHER'S
NAME ?
CANDIDATE—————-M P.
SIR
OFFICER————-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
?
CANDIDATE————-MANMOHAN PAL
SIR
OFFICER————-YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE————–M P. SIR
OFFICER————IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE————-NO, MANI PAL SIR
OFFICER————WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE————-M P. SIR
OFFICER————(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE———— METRIC PASS
OFFICER————-WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE————M P. SIR
OFFICER————AND
WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE————-MONEY
PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER————DESCRIBE YOUR
PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE————-M P.
SIR
OFFICER————EXPLAIN YOURSELF
CLEARLY
CANDIDATE———-MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER————-THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE———- -M P. SIR
OFFICER—————-WHAT is it NOW
CANDIDATE————-My Performance…. ?
OFFICER—————-M P!!!!
CANDIDATE————WHAT IS THAT SIR
OFFICER————–MENTAL PROBLEM